A Jerk at the Opera

1I Don't Know Much About Art, But I Know What Makes Me Mad

24 minNov 21, 1989

Hayden dislikes art; Christine dislikes his attitude.

2Dauber's Got a Girl

24 minNov 28, 1989

Hayden feuds with the girls' basketball coach, Dauber's new flame.

3Bring Me the Head of Stuart Rosebrock (1)

24 minDec 5, 1989

Hayden unwittingly splits Kelly and Stuart when he reluctantly accepts a dinner invitation and enjoys the floor show supplied by the bickering couple.

4If a Coach Falls in the Woods (2)

24 minDec 12, 1989

Hayden runs away to protest Kelly's wedding to Stuart.

5If Keith Jackson Calls, I'll Be at My Therapist's

24 minDec 19, 1989

Game pressure gives Hayden a facial tic before a national telecast.

6I'm in the Mood for Luther

24 minDec 26, 1989

Christine fixes Luther up with a friend.

7A Man and a Woman (and Two Theater Majors)

24 minJan 2, 1990

Bickering Kelly and Stuart invade Christine and Hayden's intimate weekend.

8The Investment

24 minJan 9, 1990

After Hayden convinces Luther to invest in the Touchdown Club, an opening night mishap threatens their partnership and their friendship when Luther is forced to call Hayden after a robbery.

9I've Got a Secret

24 minJan 16, 1990

When Hayden secretly recruits a top quarterback, Christine blabs to a sportscaster.

10The Curley O'Brien Award

24 minJan 23, 1990

Hayden plans a victory party for an anticipated award.

11The Rosebrocks of Wisconsin

24 minJan 30, 1990

When Hayden objects to Kelly spending all her time in Wisconsin with her new family, Kelly forces her father to meet her in-laws.

12Coaches Conference

24 minFeb 13, 1990

Hayden meets his idols at a conference, but his dreams of swimming with the big fishes drown in a sea of anonymity.

13Carnival Knowledge

24 minFeb 20, 1990

Coach Watkins gets revenge on Hayden when he mans a booth at the college carnival.

14Haven't I Slept with You Somewhere Before?

24 minFeb 27, 1990

Hayden believes the new president of Minnesota State is a woman with whom he once had a fling.

15Homewreckers

24 minMar 6, 1990

Hayden seeks Luther's companionship while Christine works on the weekend, and while she is away nearly destroys her apartment.

16Professor Doolittle

24 minMar 13, 1990

Hayden enrolls his team in the academic class he's been required to teach, and sets out to make it ""the easiest history class in history.""

17Sunshine on My Shoulder Makes Me Happy: A Show About Bird Ransom

24 minMar 20, 1990

Hayden loses Luther's prized bird while the assistant coach vacations.

18Kelly Girl

24 minApr 3, 1990

Hayden is pleased when Kelly volunteers to fill in for his vacationing secretary.

19A Jerk at the Opera

24 minApr 17, 1990Now viewing

When Hayden refuses to accompany Christine to the opera, she asks her old flame, and a predictably jealous Hayden follows them in disguise.

20Poodle Springs

24 minMay 15, 1990

Hayden impresses Judy's parents when he saves their pet poodle.