King of the Hill

1The Perils of Polling

22 minOct 1, 2000

Bobby's act of heroism leads the Hills to a meeting with candidate George Dub-Ya, who turns Hank's vote from sure to tentative with the shake of a hand.

2The Buck Stops Here

22 minNov 5, 2000

Bobby becomes Strickland's personal caddy and picks up some bad habits. Meanwhile, Peggy and Minh compete to donate the most blood.

3I Don't Want to Wait...

22 minNov 12, 2000

As Hank builds coffins for his family, Bobby struggles with the fact that he's still treated as a child even as Joseph laments how awkward adulthood is for him.

4Spin the Choice

22 minNov 19, 2000

Bobby rejects Thanksgiving after history lessons from John Redcorn, who longs to be a real father to his illegitimate son Joseph.

5Peggy Makes the Big Leagues

22 minNov 26, 2000

The Booster Club sends a distraught Hank to talk to Peggy after she fails the football team's star fullback and gets him suspended from the team.

6When Cotton Comes Marching Home

22 minDec 3, 2000

Cash-flow problems plague Hank's father, who's forced to work a menial job on Veterans Day instead of marching in the parade.

7What Makes Bobby Run?

22 minDec 10, 2000

Bobby goes all-out to become school mascot, a high-profile post that suffers a low blow when he avoids a time-honored tradition.

8'Twas the Nut Before Christmas

22 minDec 17, 2000

Bill counters his holiday loneliness by becoming a generous Santa, attracting a nice single mother and a young slacker who takes advantage.

9Chasing Bobby

22 minJan 21, 2001

Peggy thinks Hank's tears are indicative of a father-son void, but they're really about his truck, which looks headed for pickup-truck heaven.

10Yankee Hankie

22 minFeb 4, 2001

While a distraught Hank tries to deal with the fact that he wasn't born in Texas, Cotton and his buddies once again make plans to assassinate Fidel Castro.

11Hank and the Great Glass Elevator

22 minFeb 11, 2001

Bill and former Texas governor Ann Richards hit it off after a chance meeting resulting from Hank's reluctant prank in an Austin hotel.

12Now Who's the Dummy?

22 minFeb 18, 2001

Bobby's ventriloquist's dummy gets more of Hank's attention than Bobby, but it's Dale who harbors a grudge against the wooden being.

13Ho Yeah!

22 minFeb 25, 2001★ 7.3

Unaware that the new employee at Strickland Propane is a prostitute, Peggy becomes her best friend and even offers her a place to stay--Hank's den.

14The Exterminator

22 minMar 4, 2001

Repeated exposure to poisons forces Dale out of extermination and into a desk job that leads him back into extermination--of careers.

15Luanne Virgin 2.0

22 minMar 11, 2001

As Luanne's sponsor in a sexual-abstinence program, Peggy has to testify about her lifetime total of sexual partners--and it's more than one.

16Hank's Choice

22 minApr 1, 2001

When Bobby develops an allergy to Ladybird, Hank builds a doghouse, an elaborate accommodation that's perfect--for Bobby.

17It's Not Easy Being Green

22 minApr 8, 2001

Hank joins Bobby's environmental effort, but only to preserve a long-time cover-up concerning a mishap with Boomhauer's car in high school.

18The Trouble With Gribbles

22 minApr 22, 2001

Dale plans to buy Nancy a face-lift by suing a tobacco company, which countersues--and carelessly bugs his home.

19Hank's Back Story

22 minMay 6, 2001

Wearing a prosthetic rump relieves Hank's back pain, but makes him the butt of friends' jokes as they all prepare for a riding-mower race.

20Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story

22 minMay 13, 2001

Bobby avoids a beating by high schoolers by pretending to be one of them.