From Hare to Eternity

1Pilot

48 minSep 21, 1993★ 6.6

Detective John Kelly has his hands full. On the work front, his partner's drinking problem and continual harassment of gangster Alfonse Giardella is about to get them both in over their heads with the mob. On the personal front, his wife wants a divorce.

24B or Not 4B

48 minSep 28, 1993★ 6.3

Lieutenant Fancy and Detective Kelly are warned to stop pressuring the mob even as Andy Sipowicz lies in the hospital with numerous gunshot wounds. Back at Kelly's ex-wife's apartment building, an angry young man starts carrying a gun for protection.

3Brown Appetit

49 minOct 5, 1993

After discovering the hotel where Giardella is being held, Sipowicz gets his revenge with the help of a pet bulldog and the hotel's thankful chef.

4True Confessions

49 minOct 12, 1993

Kelly quits moonlighting as a bodyguard after discovering his millionaire employer is a wife beater. Later Kelly speaks at a tenant meeting explaining the dangers of carrying a gun for protection. Unfortunately, his talk has little impact on the tenant in 4B.

5Emission Accomplished

49 minOct 19, 1993

Martinez discovers the superintendent of his brother's apartment building is a cop who beats and robs tenants who fall behind on their rent.

6Personal Foul

48 minOct 26, 1993

Kelly is forced to arrest a close friend after a fight on the basketball court leaves another friend dead.

7NYPD Lou

49 minNov 2, 1993

When Sipowicz's estranged son, Andy Jr., shows up and announces his engagement, Andy Sr. decides to look into the bride-to-be's background.

8Tempest in a C-Cup

49 minNov 16, 1993

Lieutenant Fancy hires Donna Abandando, a well-endowed civilian employee, to work in the precinct's "safe street" program.

9Ice Follies

48 minNov 30, 1993

When Martinez's brother dies from a drug overdose, their father sets out to kill the drug dealer responsible.

10Oscar, Meyer, Weiner

49 minDec 7, 1993

Ignoring Kelly's advice, Licalsi reveals that she's being blackmailed by the mob. Kelly and Sipowicz investigate the brutal robbery-murder of a wealthy family and work with a pawn dealer in hopes of retrieving a stolen Oscar statuette.

11From Hare to Eternity

48 minDec 14, 1993Now viewing

As the holiday's approach, Kelly and Sipowicz get a early gift in the form of a hot tip while investigating the kidnapping of a young girl.

12Up on the Roof

49 minJan 4, 1994

While Martinez investigates a series of robberies involving a fake ATM machine, Kelly's current case yields evidence that links Licalsi to the mob. Meanwhile, Lt. Fancy tries to extend his custody of a young boy whose mother is in a drug rehabilitation program.

13Abandando Abandoned

49 minJan 11, 1994

Donna's joy over Medavoy leaving his wife is short-lived when he has a change of heart.

14Jumpin' Jack Fleishman

48 minJan 18, 1994

When a woman who was raped refuses to press charges for fear her husband will say she brought it upon herself, Licalsi acts as a decoy in an attempt to trap the prime suspect.

15Steroid Roy

49 minFeb 8, 1994

When Kelly and Sipowicz respond to a suicide call they find the body of a police informant who had come to the precinct earlier that day shouting that she was sleeping with her police contact. Licalsi suspects that her partner is taking drugs.

16A Sudden Fish

49 minFeb 15, 1994

Sipowicz has to diffuse an explosive situation when a disabled Vietnam vet who was mugged decides to take matters into his own hands.

17Black Men Can Jump

48 minMar 1, 1994

Sipowicz is furious when he suspects a private investigator is giving false hope to a man whose daughter has been missing for 2 and a half years.

18Zeppo Marks Brothers

48 minMar 22, 1994

When a material witness to a drug hit turns up dead, Sipowicz and Kelly's investigation leads them to two brothers who have also planned a hit on Kelly's ex-wife, Laura. Sipowicz must perform uniform-detail in a dress uniform way too small.

19Serge the Concierge

49 minMar 29, 1994

Detectives searching a landfill for the body of a dead girl find the body of a millionaire instead. While Kelly interviews the wife of the deceased, Sipowicz does some investigating of his own after Andy Jr. is arrested for selling cocaine.

20Good Time Charlie

49 minMay 3, 1994

Kelly and Sipowicz investigate the death of a man's mistress, which they later find out is one of many lovers the man currently has. Meanwhile, Licalsi is promoted and Fancy breaks the news to her husband that she's pregnant.

21Guns 'n Rosaries

49 minMay 10, 1994

Even as Licalsi confesses to shooting Angelo Marino and his driver, Martinez is forced to shoot an irate man who points a gun at Medavoy while they're stuck in traffic.

22Rockin' Robin

49 minMay 17, 1994

Sipowicz and Kelly investigate the stabbing death of a priest whose body was found in a park frequented by male prostitutes.