All in the Family

1Archie and the Editorial

25 minSep 16, 1972

After he rails against gun control in a TV editorial. Archie meets his two biggest supporters -a pair of stickup artist who rob him at gunpoint.

2Archie's Fraud

25 minSep 23, 1972

Archie is audited by the IRS after he fails to report income he made driving Munson's taxicab.

3The Threat

25 minSep 30, 1972

Archie can barely contain himself when the attractive young wife of an old army buddy spends an eventful night in the Bunker's household.

4Gloria and the Riddle

25 minOct 7, 1972

Gloria tests Mike and Archie's male chauvinism with a riddle that stumps the men but is easily answer by Edith.

5Lionel Steps Out

25 minOct 14, 1972

Archie is aghast to find out that his visiting niece plans to go out dancing with Lionel Jefferson.

6Edith Flips Her Wig

25 minOct 21, 1972

Edith is worried she may be a kleptomaniac after she absent-mindedly takes a wig from a department store.

7The Bunkers and the Swingers

25 minOct 28, 1972

Edith unwillingly invites a pair of wife-swapping swingers to dinner when she responds to a newspaper ad for pen pals.

8Mike Comes Into Money

25 minNov 4, 1972

Mike sparks the latest family feud when he donates two hundred dollars to George McGovern's presidential campaign instead of paying Archie for room and board.

9Flashback: Mike and Gloria's Wedding (1)

25 minNov 11, 1972

On the Stivics' second anniversary, the family recalls the comedy of errors that transpired on their wedding day.

10Flashback: Mike and Gloria's Wedding (2)

25 minNov 18, 1972

The Stivics' wedding is jeopardized when Michael's uncle insists, over Archie's virulent objections, that the marriage be performed by a Catholic priest.

11Mike's Appendix

25 minDec 2, 1972

Mike's emergency appendectomy precipitates an argument between Archie and Gloria regarding the proficiency of women doctors.

12Edith's Winning Ticket

25 minDec 9, 1972

When Edith finds some old lottery tickets that she has totally forgotten about, Archie hits the roof, claiming she was wasting money. However, Archie's attitude quickly changes when the family discovers one of the tickets is a winner; but there is a catch; Edith claims the tickets don't belong to her.

13Archie and the Bowling Team

25 minDec 16, 1972

Archie is ecstatic when, after waiting six years, there finally is an opening on the most prestigious bowling team, the Cannonballers, and he is asked to try out.

14The Locket

25 minDec 23, 1972

Edith's antique locket is missing and Archie sees it as a way to collect from the insurance company to buy a new television set. Confident of getting the insurance money, Archie orders a new color set, only to have an insurance adjuster arrive at the house to question the claim.

15Archie in the Hospital (aka Archie Goes to the Hospital)

25 minJan 6, 1973

Archie befriends the other patient in his semiprivate room, unaware that he's black.

16Oh Say Can You See

25 minJan 20, 1973

Middle-aged Archie can only envy the eternally youthful outlook of his friend and contemporary Bill Mulholern. He is especially impressed that the toupeed, flashily garbed Bill has managed to attract a sexy young bedmate named Tina. But by episode's end, Archie is made to realize how lucky he is to be spending his declining years with a loving wife like Edith.

17Archie Goes Too Far

25 minJan 27, 1973

Edith and Gloria end the latest family brawl when they storm out of the house to spend the night on their own.

18Class Reunion

25 minFeb 10, 1973

Archie refuses to tag along to Edith's thirtieth high school reunion-- until he finds out that one of her beaus will be attending.

19Hot Watch

25 minFeb 17, 1973

Archie buys an expensive watch of dubious pedigree and soon becomes paranoid that it's stolen. When it breaks, he has to find a jeweler who'll fix it with no questions asked.

20Archie is Branded

25 minFeb 24, 1973

Archie wakes up to find a swastika painted on his front door.

21Everybody Tells the Truth

25 minMar 3, 1973

It's -Rashomon-Bunker-style when the family recounts vastly different versions of the same disastrous encounter with a pair of handyman in the Bunker kitchen.

22Archie Learns His Lesson

25 minMar 10, 1973

Archie attends night-school classes to qualify for a high school diploma

23Gloria, the Victim

25 minMar 17, 1973

After an attempted sexual assault. Gloria turns to the family for guidance as she suffers through the legal aftermath of reporting the crime.

24The Battle of the Month

25 minMar 24, 1973

In a foul mood, Gloria lambastes Edith for her constant acquiescence to Archie's whims.