Conduct Unbecoming

1The Sweet Smell of Success

30 minApr 22, 1983

Mrs. Slocombe sells her home-made perfume. After a misunderstanding, Mrs. Peacock finds Captain Peacock without his pants (perfume had spilled on them) and the ill-fated trousers in the hands of Mr. Rumbold's secretary.

2Conduct Unbecoming

30 minApr 29, 1983Now viewing

Mr. Humphries is accused of stealing and his distinguished career could end in disgrace. In a trial, he is found guilty and dismissed, but Mr. Harman finds the missing money in the back of the till from which it was supposedly stolen.

3Memories Are Made of This

30 minMay 6, 1983

When the handsome golf pro from Sports comes to the floor for a demonstration, he accidentally hits Mrs. Slocombe. She then thinks she's a little girl, wrecking havoc on the store as she cavorts around the department.

4Calling All Customers

30 minMay 13, 1983

The staff perform a play on CB radio to advertise Grace Brothers. The play results in the store being swamped by truck drivers who are driven off by Mr. Humphries and Mrs. Slocombe.

5Monkey Business

30 minMay 20, 1983

Bad news. Grace Brothers may be bought by the Japanese. The staff take their problems to Number Ten, where they speak with President Reagan by phone. Mrs. Thatcher gets fashion tips from Mr. Humphries.

6Lost and Found

30 minMay 27, 1983

When Mrs. Slocombe's cat turns up missing, she decides that only Mr. Humphries could take its place.