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1000 Ways to Die

  • TV-14
  • 2009–2012
  • 4 seasons
  • Documentary, Comedy
  • 7.7

The science of living and the randomness of death are combined with a dash of Darwinism. Forensic experts, pathologists, toxicologists, herpetologists, and other experts offer eloquent explanations of mortality.

Episodes

The second season features more of the bizarre ways these unfortunates have met their maker, including suffocating in a Murphy bed, exploding breast implants and choking to death on edible panties.

12 episodes
  1. 1Death On Arrival

    Dec 6, 2009

    A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.

  2. 2Death Bites!

    Dec 9, 2009

    Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.

  3. 3Up With Death

    Dec 16, 2009

    A meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the sorority girl from hell gets sucked down into it and a young couple share their last kiss.

  4. 4Putting a Happy Face on Death

    Dec 30, 2009

    Two con men get blown away, a sushi chef becomes the butt of a joke and the deadly consequences of porn addiction.

  5. 5Bringing in the Dead

    21 minJan 6, 2010

    A drunk driver gets his head handed to him; a belly dancer goes belly up; a cross dresser gets crossed; a moonshiner gets shined; a hot tamale blows her boyfriend's dinner; a hula lover gets burned and a thug gets blindsided.

  6. 6Gratefully Dead

    Jan 13, 2010

    A exhibitionist gets the shock of his life, a death that's literally hard to swallow & a street ball player gets some deadly hang time.

  7. 7Come On Get Deathy

    Jan 20, 2010

    An amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames.

  8. 8Death Watch

    Jan 27, 2010

    A hunter becomes the game, a soccer fan blows himself out and a crack addicted couple's world comes crashing down.

  9. 9Waking Up Dead

    Feb 3, 2010

    A clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins.

  10. 10You're dead! LOL!

    Feb 10, 2010

    Death in the 70's! A mean girl gets a chubby bunny, a juicer gets juiced, a thief bites his tongue and a biker boy craps out.

  11. 11Dead to Rights

    22 minFeb 17, 2010

    A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown gets deep throated.

  12. 12Dead on Dead

    Feb 24, 2010

    A geek has his revenge against a jock, the deadly results from a corset and a British torturer comes up with an idea for a man that's too tall for the rack.

Where to watch 1000 Ways to Die

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Series cast

Ron PerlmanSelf - Narrator (voice)71 episodes
Alana EvansSelf - Porn Star1 episode
Irena MurphySelf - Model1 episode
Christine NguyenSelf - Model1 episode
Kimberly LaferriereJennifer1 episode
Austin BowermanJ.T.1 episode
Ivan ĐurovićHunky Stock Boy1 episode
Marion KerrWendy1 episode
Dominic BurgessPaddy1 episode
Kim KimMadame Chang1 episode
Roman PhillipsExecutioner1 episode
Josiah BlackJosh Peterson1 episode
Tre WilliamsonGroomsman1 episode
Denise G. SanchezSlumber Party Girl #11 episode
Tony KetchamCooter1 episode
Daryl Burq PearsonRandall1 episode
Clint CatalystSalvador1 episode
Michael HansonJack1 episode

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