Seinfeld · S9 · E19
The Maid
Elaine's area code is changed; a co-worker steals George's desired nickname; Jerry sleeps with his maid; Kramer endures a "long-distance relationship" when his girlfriend moves downtown.
About this episode
Elaine's area code is changed; a co-worker steals George's desired nickname; Jerry sleeps with his maid; Kramer endures a "long-distance relationship" when his girlfriend moves downtown.
Season 9
1The Butter Shave
22 minSep 25, 1997★ 7.8
Kramer uses butter for shaving--and more; George's cane is an advantage at his new job; Jerry feels used by his comedy nemesis, Bania; Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend before their flight back from Europe.
2The Voice
22 minOct 2, 1997★ 8.1
Kramer hires an assistant; George's boss tries to force him out; Elaine bets Jerry she won't get back with her latest ex.
3The Serenity Now
22 minOct 9, 1997★ 8.5
George goes to work for his father; Jerry's girlfriend wants to see his emotions; Kramer adopts a suburban feel at home; Elaine prompts two Jewish men to renounce their faith.
4The Blood
22 minOct 16, 1997★ 8.1
Kramer stores his own blood to avoid a blood-bank fee; George tries to combine his two passions, sex and food; Elaine's plan to show responsibility backfires; Jerry trains with fitness guru Izzy Mendelbaum.
5The Junk Mail
23 minOct 30, 1997★ 8.0
Kramer battles junk mail; George thinks his parents are trying to avoid him; Jerry acquires a van; and Elaine gets a new man, whose past comes back to haunt her.
6The Merv Griffin Show
22 minNov 6, 1997★ 8.1
Kramer turns his apartment into a talk-show set; Jerry's girlfriend won't let him play with her toys; George's clash with pigeons leads to problems with a squirrel; a new employee's silent movement rattles Elaine.
7The Slicer
23 minNov 13, 1997★ 7.9
George has a past with his new boss; Jerry's "revenge date" backfires; Kramer's deli slicer solves Elaine's problem with a neighbor.
8The Betrayal
23 minNov 20, 1997★ 7.8
Flashbacks trace the evolution of Jerry, George and Elaine's disastrous trip to a wedding in India, and Kramer's desperate need to barter for a birthday wish.
9The Apology
22 minDec 11, 1997★ 7.6
Jerry's girlfriend is naked too often; Elaine's lifestyle offends a co-worker; Kramer seeks to shorten his showers; George has a disagreement with a new AA member.
10The Strike
22 minDec 18, 1997★ 8.0
Kramer returns to work after his 12-year strike is settled; Jerry dates a woman whose appearance fluctuates; George gives holiday gifts in his co-workers' names to a fraudulent charity.
11The Dealership
22 minJan 8, 1998★ 8.1
At a car dealership, Kramer takes a test drive, while Jerry's deal is threatened by a fight between Elaine and Puddy.
12The Reverse Peephole
22 minJan 15, 1998★ 7.9
Elaine gets into a hassle regarding fur; Jerry stops carrying a wallet, while George suffers from his overstuffed one; Kramer keeps Newman from being evicted.
13The Cartoon
23 minJan 29, 1998★ 7.8
An actress turns Jerry's criticism into a one-woman show; Kramer stops talking after offending George; Elaine struggles to understand a cartoon in The New Yorker.
14The Strong Box
23 minFeb 5, 1998★ 7.8
Jerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key. Elaine dates a mysterious man. George plans a breakup.
15The Wizard
23 minFeb 26, 1998★ 7.6
Jerry buys his father an electric organizer; Kramer retires and moves next door to Jerry's parents in Florida; Susan's parents catch George in a lie; Elaine can't tell if she's part of an interracial couple.
16The Burning
22 minMar 19, 1998★ 7.9
Kramer and Mickey play ill for med students; Elaine learns that Puddy's religious; George works out how and when to make a good exit; a tractor figures into the past of Jerry's girlfriend.
17The Bookstore
22 minApr 9, 1998★ 7.9
A bookstore busts Uncle Leo for shoplifting and George for bathroom reading; a misdeed at a company party costs Elaine; Kramer and Newman get a rickshaw, and audition homeless people to pull it.
18The Frogger
22 minApr 23, 1998★ 8.1
George buys an arcade game to preserve his high score; fear of a serial killer adversely affects Jerry's social life; Elaine eats Peterman's slice of wedding cake from the nuptials of the Duke and Duchess of Windsor.
19The Maid
22 minApr 30, 1998★ 7.9Now viewing
Elaine's area code is changed; a co-worker steals George's desired nickname; Jerry sleeps with his maid; Kramer endures a "long-distance relationship" when his girlfriend moves downtown.
20The Puerto Rican Day
22 minMay 7, 1998★ 7.8
Gridlocked by a parade, Jerry verbally spars with another driver; George goes to a movie; and Kramer looks for a bathroom. Elaine, meanwhile, searches for a crossing point with a group of strangers.
21The Chronicle (1)
43 minMay 14, 1998★ 7.0
Jerry, Elaine, George & Kramer plan to go to a movie, but Jerry takes out a little time to look at nine years of memories.
22The Chronicle (2)
56 minMay 14, 1998★ 8.1
More memories and bloopers.
23The Finale (1)
56 minMay 14, 1998★ 7.7
The gang plans a trip to Paris to celebrate after NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom. But there's an in-flight emergency, stranding them in a small town.
24The Finale (2)
23 minMay 14, 1998★ 7.3
Witnesses testify to the gang's (lack of) character as they go on trial for violating a "Good Samaritan Law."
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