Seinfeld · S7 · E9
The Sponge
Elaine holds a monopoly on the contraceptive devices that Susan prefers; Kramer refuses to wear a ribbon on his AIDS walk.
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Elaine holds a monopoly on the contraceptive devices that Susan prefers; Kramer refuses to wear a ribbon on his AIDS walk.
Season 7
1The Engagement
23 minSep 21, 1995★ 7.9
Jerry reneges on his pact with George to be more like "grown-up men"; Newman takes care of a barking dog that keeps Elaine awake.
2The Postponement
22 minSep 28, 1995★ 8.1
Elaine shares her feelings about George with the wrong person. Meanwhile, George discovers the power of tears.
3The Maestro
22 minOct 5, 1995★ 7.9
A maestro impresses Elaine, jeopardizes Kramer's lawsuit and makes Jerry curious about housing in Italy.
4The Wink
22 minOct 12, 1995★ 8.0
George's involuntary winking is misinterpreted by many, and prompts Kramer to seek a favor from Yankee Paul O'Neill; Jerry tries to hide his distaste for meat from Elaine's cousin.
5The Hot Tub
22 minOct 19, 1995★ 8.1
An Olympic athlete stays at Elaine's; George picks up colloquialisms from Houston Astros execs; Kramer installs a hot tub at his pad.
6The Soup Nazi
22 minNov 2, 1995★ 8.9
Cooing between Jerry and his girlfriend irritates George; Elaine runs afoul of a soup vendor; Kramer loses Elaine's armoire to muggers.
7The Secret Code
23 minNov 9, 1995★ 8.0
George dines with Elaine's boss; Jerry's sleeping foot costs him a commercial; Kramer gives traffic advice to firemen.
8The Pool Guy
22 minNov 16, 1995★ 8.0
An acquaintance latches on to Jerry; George objects to Susan's relationship with his pals; Kramer's new phone number brings many wrong numbers.
9The Sponge
22 minDec 7, 1995★ 7.9Now viewing
Elaine holds a monopoly on the contraceptive devices that Susan prefers; Kramer refuses to wear a ribbon on his AIDS walk.
10The Gum
22 minDec 14, 1995★ 8.1
Kramer is overprotective of a friend who had a breakdown after dating Elaine; a former neighbor is worried about George's mental stability.
11The Rye
22 minJan 4, 1996★ 8.5
George's parents meet Susan's; Elaine fears her enthusiasm may have scared off the musician she's dating; Kramer drives a hansom cab, but feeds his steed bad fuel.
12The Caddy
22 minJan 25, 1996★ 7.7
Kramer sues Elaine's friend for sinking his golf career; George's apparent work ethic impresses his bosses.
13The Seven
22 minFeb 1, 1996★ 7.7
Kramer demands compensation from Elaine for his chiropractic effort; Jerry's flame always wears the same outfit.
14The Cadillac (1)
44 minFeb 8, 1996★ 7.9
George becomes obsessed with Marisa Tomei after he's told he's her type; Jerry gives his father a Cadillac.
15The Cadillac (2)
22 minFeb 8, 1996★ 8.3
George has a meeting with Marisa Tomei; the Cadillac Jerry buys his father sparks trouble for his dad.
16The Shower Head
22 minFeb 15, 1996★ 8.1
Elaine fails a drug test--twice--and loses her job; Jerry talks about his Uncle Leo on "The Tonight Show."
17The Doll
22 minFeb 22, 1996★ 7.8
Susan's friend interferes with Jerry's planned jokes; Susan's doll reminds George of his mother; Frank Costanza builds a billiard room.
18The Friars Club
22 minMar 7, 1996★ 7.4
Elaine suspects a co-worker is faking a hearing impairment; Jerry makes a faux pas at the Friars Club after comic Pat Cooper sponsors him for membership.
19The Wig Master
22 minApr 4, 1996★ 7.3
Jerry gets miffed when a salesman hits on Elaine while she's with him; George suspects hookers are conducting business in his parked car.
20The Calzone
23 minApr 25, 1996★ 8.2
George gets his boss, George Steinbrenner, hooked on calzones, then loses his supplier; Kramer warms to clothing fresh from the dryer.
21The Bottle Deposit (1)
22 minMay 2, 1996★ 7.7
Jerry has an argument with his mechanic; Newman becomes obsessed with Michigan's recycling program; Elaine goes to an auction for her boss.
22The Bottle Deposit (2)
23 minMay 2, 1996
While driving a postal truck, Kramer and Newman spot Jerry's stolen car, containing Elaine's JFK golf clubs.
23The Wait Out
22 minMay 9, 1996★ 8.0
Jerry and Elaine see opportunities for themselves when George causes a couple to separate; Kramer can't remove his new jeans.
24The Invitations
23 minMay 16, 1996★ 8.2
Jerry falls for a woman much like himself; George wants out of his wedding, and his fiancée doesn't want Elaine in the wedding party.
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