Days of Whining and Neurosis

1Papa Oom M.O.W. M.O.W.

Mar 11, 1995

While trying to grab a couple of women in the ass, Duckman saves the president's life. When this fact is later revealed, Duckman tries to capitalize on his sleazy image.

2Married Alive

Mar 18, 1995

Bernice returns home with news that she is getting married to a self-made billionaire who plans to take her and the kids away with him to Europe, leaving Duckman alone.

3Days of Whining and Neurosis

Mar 25, 1995Now viewing

Duckman & Cornfed go undercover into an exclusive celebrity-filled health spa to investigate one of the support groups.

4Inherit the Judgement: The Dope's Trial

Apr 3, 1995

Duckman, in search of his free clock radio, takes the family out to the desert. They wind up in a small town where ""King"" Chicken is the sheriff and Duckman is put on trial for being a heretic.

5America the Beautiful

Apr 10, 1995

As the disclaimer says at the beginning this episode is full ""of heavy handed and over-obvious allegory,"" when for some children, Duckman and Cornfed search for what has become of a beautiful model named America.

6The Germ Turns

Apr 17, 1995

The family goes to a new age fair and at one of the booths, Duckman meets his mother who's been reincarnated as a ""highly infectious germ"". He learns that if he parents his children correctly he won't come back as germ, so he showers his kids with too much affection.

7In the Nam of the Father

Apr 24, 1995

The son Cornfed never knew he had arrives at the office and Cornfed travels back to Vietnam to find the mother and the truth. Duckman takes his family along on the trip for a much needed vacation and must also deal with the flashbacks he is experiencing.

8Research and Destroy

May 1, 1995

Ajax's natural talent for poetry makes him popular. Duckman gets him signed to a contract for a job creating greeting cards, but Ajax isn't happy with his new occupation.

9Clip Job

May 8, 1995

Duckman is kidnapped by an irate viewer who doesn't like the lack of morals portrayed on his television show.