We're Not from Here

1Wait for It

21 minSep 24, 2007★ 7.7

Robin shows up with a date and this motivates Ted to 'get back out there'. We also learn something major about 'the Mother'.

2We're Not from Here

21 minOct 1, 2007★ 7.2Now viewing

Ted and Barney pretend to be visitors to New York City to pick up women. Robin is still dating Gael.

3Third Wheel

23 minOct 8, 2007★ 7.3

Ted's new attitude attracts women in the present and one from his past. The rest of the gang pulls together to help him make the most of the situation.

4Little Boys

23 minOct 15, 2007★ 7.3

Barney and Ted compete for a girl. Robin is dating someone new.

5How I Met Everyone Else

23 minOct 22, 2007★ 8.0

Amid sharing stories with her about how members of the gang met each other, Ted's hot new girlfriend has a reaction to the meeting that gets her a high ranking on Barney's crazy scale.

6I'm Not That Guy

23 minOct 29, 2007★ 7.6

Marshall has to contemplate giving up his plan of using his law degree to help the planet when he's courted by a major firm; Lily reveals a secret to Robin that not even Marshall knows; Ted discovers a porn actor is using his name

7Dowisetrepla

21 minNov 5, 2007★ 7.6

Marshall and Lily's plan to buy an apartment is hampered by mistakes and Lily's hidden debt.

8Spoiler Alert

21 minNov 12, 2007★ 8.1

Marshall awaits his bar exam results; Ted introduces his latest girlfriend to the gang, who all see the flaw that Ted has missed

9Slapsgiving

23 minNov 19, 2007★ 8.0

Lily and Marshall have their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney is tortured by the slap bet countdown clock, worrying about when the slap will be dished out.

10The Yips

23 minNov 26, 2007★ 7.5

When Barney loses his way with women, he hopes a trip to the Victoria's Secret Fall Fashion Show will help him regain his form.

11The Platinum Rule

21 minDec 10, 2007★ 7.8

Ted's upcoming date with his doctor leads the gang to give him their own examples of why dating someone you already see regularly is a bad idea.

12No Tomorrow

21 minMar 17, 2008★ 7.5

Ted lives like there's no tomorrow during a St. Patrick's Day celebration with Barney. Lily and Marshall spend the evening at their new apartment with Robin.

13Ten Sessions

23 minMar 24, 2008★ 7.9

Ted pursues a woman named Stella, but only gets attention from her receptionist Abby.

14The Bracket

21 minMar 31, 2008★ 7.9

Barney's efforts to hook up with women are being thwarted by a mysterious woman from his past. Barney and the gang must sift though his many past flings in an attempt to find out who she is.

15The Chain of Screaming

23 minApr 14, 2008★ 7.6

After Marshall witnesses a work buddy get yelled at after handing in a report, he becomes paranoid that the same will happen to him.

16Sandcastles in the Sand

23 minApr 21, 2008★ 7.6

Robin's musical past emerges again as the group learns of someone named Simon from Robin's past. Barney searches for more Robin Sparkles memorabilia.

17The Goat

23 minApr 28, 2008★ 7.6

Barney and Marshall have a discussion about "The Bro Code" because Barney has broken it and wants advice.

18Rebound Bro

21 minMay 5, 2008★ 7.6

Barney gets a new wingman and Ted meets Stella's daughter.

19Everything Must Go

21 minMay 12, 2008★ 7.2

When Barney and Abby realize that they have one thing in common - their mutual hatred of Ted - the "couple" decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted's face.

20Miracles

23 minMay 19, 2008★ 7.9

Ted is in a car accident that prompts Marshall to talk about miracles. Everyone flashbacks to prior moments in their lives.