Pizza Cat Performance Review

1Stop Dragon My Cat Around!

25 minFeb 1, 1990

Speedy is serving a pizza to Lucille but then Guido pops up and steals the Pizza to deliver it Lucille. As they continue to reach their destination, they continuously steal the pizza from each other. When Speedy gives it to Lucille, Guido says that Lucille and he are in love, and the two get into a brawl. Lucille stops them by blow them up. Bad Bird sends out a giant, robotic dragon and it wreaks havoc on Little Tokyo. Speedy and Guido notices Ninja Crows inside the Dragon and they decide to defeat this machine before it demolishes every structure in the city.

2If You Knew Sushi Like I Know Sushi

25 minFeb 8, 1990

Lucille's brother, a sushi-maker named Wally, is walking home with his eyes closed and is captured by the Ninja Crows.

3Underground, Underwater, Undercooked

25 minFeb 15, 1990

On her way to the mall, Lucille notices that the subway train she is on is comandeered by Bird Bird and the Ninja Crows.

4The Great Golden Cluck

25 minFeb 22, 1990

A flying demon emerges in Little Tokyo but is finally recognized as a giant gold chicken with Bad Bird as the pilot. He announces that his robot can tell the future and grant wishes - for a price.

5Singing Samurai Sensai-tion

25 minMar 1, 1990

A man who calls himself Charlie Bird enters the Parlour, revealing he is a talent agent and thinks that Polly and Lucille could be big music stars.

6Let The Cellar Beware

25 minMar 8, 1990

There have been reports of strange noises in the palace, and a nightwatchman has been hired to investigate and discovers a giant bug and runs in terror. Meanwhille, Princess Vi decides to quit school as Speedy has a slight cold. The Council Members believe that there is a ghost amongst them while Princess Vi is excited and wants to meet this spirit. Working on his latest scheme, Cheese wants his minions to create a giant carousol that would spin Little Tokyo. When the workers are tired, they order pizza and Francine wonders why the group wants so many pizzas and discovers that it is the Big Cheese. The Pizza cats decide this is a chance to investigate the cellar of the palace. When Speedy rushes into the palace, he bumps into Princess Vi and the two discover a robotic bug and try to escape. The robotic bug continues to find and attack them and it is finally destroyed in a room full of machines, and exposes Big Cheese's plan with the carousol.

7The Nuclear Potato

30 minMar 15, 1990

Bad Bird's robots are attacking the city but are disposed by the Pizza Cats. Cheese successfully has Emperor Fred let his friends dump their toxic potato peelings in Little Tokyo.

8Kind of a Drag

25 minMar 22, 1990

Big Cheese is embarrassed when walked in on, and he wants revenge.

9Double Trouble For Princess Vi

25 minMar 29, 1990

The Pizza Cats are busy preparing for the Little Tokyo Arts Festival. When Al Dente receives a message that Princess Vi is going to the festival disguised, he asks the Pizza Cats to protect her.

10Samurai Pizza Cats: The First 9 Episodes in 30 Minutes

25 minApr 3, 1990

A clip show with scenes from the first 9 episodes.

11Hot and Kold Kitties

25 minApr 10, 1990

A dark cloud fires a ray that freezes a bunch of kids solid in ice. Seconds later, it melts them, and then flies off, unnoticed. At the Pizza Parlour, a bunch of kids are pushing Professor Ohm's son. A fight commences between Speedy and the kids but are interrupted by Francine. The boy explains that his father is out late and that his dad invented a device that can increase the power of any machine.

12Candid Kitty

25 minApr 17, 1990

The Bad Guys gather in a movie theater to watch their past mistakes and look for the Pizza Cats' weakness.

13The Pizza Cats Are Only Human (1)

25 minApr 24, 1990

After discovering the Pizza Cats are solar powered the Big Cheese has a satellite launched that will block out the sun. The Pizza Cats try to stop the launch but come up against the Rude Noise.

14The Pizza Cats Are Only Human (2)

25 minMay 1, 1990

The Pizza Cats turn to Guru Lou in hopes that he can help them to defeat the Rude Noise.

15Those Transformin' Felines

25 minMay 8, 1990

The Pizza Cats have been getting a big reputation in Little Tokyo. The Big Cheese, now jealous, decides to build his reputation by sending a robot out to attack, but make the Big Cheese look like the hero instead of the Cats.

16The Case of the Bogus Billionaire

25 minMay 15, 1990

The Big Cheese gets a picture of a potato farmer who looks mysteriously like Emperor Fred. Al Dente then sends the Pizza Cats to find the nanny that raised the Emperor, in hopes that she can identify the true Emperor. However, Big Cheese knows of the plan and sends the Ninja Crows and the Rude Noise to get her first.

17The Big Cheese's I.Q. Corral

25 minMay 22, 1990

The Big Cheese is having scientists kidnapped to be forced to work on his secret weapon. Now the Ninja Crows are after Guru Lou.

18Field of Screwballs

25 minMay 29, 1990

The Bad Guys use a mind controlling robot on a popular baseball player Princess Vi has a crush on. To impress her, they challenge the Pizza Cats to a baseball game.

19Speedy's Double-Time Trick

25 minJun 5, 1990

Speedy makes a date with Lucille but he forgets that he also made a date with Polly to run some low level missions. He decides to zip back and forth between his engagements. Between dates he uncovers the Big Cheese's plan to attack Little Tokyo with a giant Hot Tub robot.

20Samurai Charm School

25 minJun 12, 1990

Polly decides she needs to be less temperamental so she goes to a model school, which is really a front for the Big Cheese's plan to hire some women warriors.

21Drummin' Up Trouble With a Big Bad Beat

25 minJun 19, 1990

Big Cheese builds a robot that can bang out a hypnotic drum beat, thus enslaving the town.

22Pizza Bird Delivers!

25 minJun 26, 1990

The Big Cheese is short on cash and can no longer afford to pay his minions. As a result, the Ninja Crows have to go find day jobs. Bad Bird takes a job at the Pizza Cat pizzeria.

23Big Cheese Shows His Filmy Substance

25 minJul 3, 1990

Princess Vi wants to make a movie so the Big Cheese, Guido and Speedy run an obstacle course which will determine the male lead.

24Son of Big Cheese

25 minJul 10, 1990

Francine is in love with a deer named Bucky, but her responsibilities with the Pizza Cats cause problems with the relationship.

25Gender Bender Butterflies!

25 minJul 17, 1990

Francine's date with a deer named Bucky is ruined when the Bad Guys release a swarm of butterflies that can make people act like the opposite gender.

26Cold and Crabby in Little Tokyo

25 minJul 24, 1990

Emperor Fred comes down with a bad cold. Big Al Dente summons the Pizza Cats to go to Mount Coochie to bring back the CooCoo bird which will restore Emperor Fred's insanity and cure his cold. But the Big Cheese also has a cold and he sends Bad Bird to get the CooCoo bird first.

27The Terror of Prisoner Island

25 minJul 31, 1990

There is a flaw in the palace. The Pizza Cats are sent to find the architect, who has been banished to an island by Princess Vi, but the Ninja Crows are after him too.

28Pizza Cat Performance Review

25 minAug 7, 1990Now viewing

Big Al isn't satisfied with the Pizza Cats' work, so he sends them to the suburbs, while the Rescue Team Cats take over the main shop.

29Destructo Robots at Popular Prices

25 minAug 14, 1990

The Rude Noise spy on the Pizza Cats to try to find a way to beat them.

30No Talent Guido

25 minAug 21, 1990

Guido feels left out when Polly, Lucille, and even Speedy become music stars. But now it's up to him to save the city from Big Cheese's singing.

31All You Need is Love

25 minAug 28, 1990

Big Cheese decides to marry his way up, so the Bad Guys make a cupid robot to make Princess Vi fall in love with him, but things don't go as planned.

32Polly's Magical Flute

25 minSep 4, 1990

Big Cheese discovers a legend about a flute that can be used to find a treasure, so he collects all the flutes in the city, including Polly's.

33Close Encounters of the Pig Kind

25 minSep 11, 1990

Speedy befriends a pig from space, but this pig's appetite is out of control.

34Big Cheese's High Definition TV

25 minSep 18, 1990

After reviewing their previous encounters with the Pizza Cats, the Big Cheese decides to combine the features from previous robots into one.

35Pizza Delivery of Doom!

25 minSep 25, 1990

Spritz disappears while making a delivery to a lakeside village, where mysterious creatures have been frightening the locals.

36Youth is for Exploding

25 minOct 2, 1990

The city is in terrorized by a group of exploding robot teens. And to make things worse, Guru Lou is testing his new formula.

37Bad Bird Uncaged (1)

25 minOct 9, 1990

Bad Bird is back with powerful new weapons, and challenges Speedy to a battle. Can Speedy defeat him?

38Bad Bird Uncaged (2)

25 minOct 16, 1990

Speedy goes to Guru Lou to learn the secret of the Pizza Cats' power.

39A Mission in Manhattan

25 minOct 23, 1990

The Pizza Cats travel to meet the New York Pizza Cats. The Big Cheese also goes to New York for a crime conference.

40Unidentified Flying Oddballs

25 minOct 30, 1990

A flying saucer appears, and kidnaps Princess Vi. The Pizza Cats have to rescue her.

41Princess Vi's Hippy-Dippy Mom

25 minNov 6, 1990

Princess Vi's mother returns, and gives Vi a gem that the Big Cheese needs for his latest robot.

42A Wet & Wild Weekend

25 minNov 13, 1990

The Pizza Cats go to a spa to protect Emperor Fred and Princess Vi, but Big Cheese and the Ninja Crows are there too, trying to get some rest and relaxation.

43Kung Fu Kitty Contest

25 minNov 20, 1990

Princess Vi holds a martial arts fighting contest to see who is the top fighter in the city. The Pizza Cats, Lucille, Bad Bird and one of Big Cheese's robots are among the entrants into battle.

44Gone With the Ginzu

25 minNov 27, 1990

The bad guys steal the Speedy's magical Ginzu Sword and make a copy of it.

45A Little Bit'O Luck

25 minDec 4, 1990

Jerry and Bad Bird builds a robot that brings luck. It was supposed to be delivered to Big Cheese, but was lost to Speedy instead.

46Samurai Savings Time

25 minDec 11, 1990

The Big Cheese builds a robot that can travel through time. His plan is to travel back in time to stop the Pizza Cats from being formed.

47Phoney Baloney Cat

25 minDec 18, 1990

Big Cheese, Jerry, and Bad Bird dress up like the Pizza Cats to ruin the cats' reputations.

48The Cheese Who Stole Christmas

25 minDec 25, 1990

Big Cheese is having a bad Christmas, so he dress up like Santa and gives kids masks that won't come off.

49Emperor Fred Does Hard Time

25 minJan 8, 1991

Speedy gives Princess Vi's pizza to Emperor Fred, who ruins it. The Princess has a temper tantrum and banishes both of them.

50Quake, Rattle, & Roll

25 minJan 15, 1991

The Ninja Crows build an earthquake creating robot, which terrifies Speedy, and Big Cheese.

51The very best of Big Cheese's failures

25 minJan 22, 1991

A recap on the Big Cheese's greatest failures

52The Big Comet Caper (1)

25 minJan 29, 1991

In a last desperate act the Big Cheese diverts a comet towards Little Tokyo and blackmails the city.

53The Big Comet Caper (2)

25 minFeb 5, 1991

Speedy and Bad Bird join forces to save the world from the comet.

54The Cats Cop Cartoon Careers

25 minFeb 12, 1991

A look back at some of the character's best moments in the series.