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Teachers

  • 2001–2004
  • 4 seasons
  • Comedy, Drama
  • 7.3

The chaotic lives, loves and drinking sessions of a group of hapless teachers. They might be qualified to teach, but they've still got a lot to learn...

Episodes

A new school year means new challenges for the teachers. Simon feels threatened by charming newcomer J.P., and Kurt finds dodging Carol’s affections is turning into a full-time occupation. Meanwhile, Brian is enchanted by English trainee tutor Penny—for two very obvious reasons—and Bob sdecides to get fit. Even if it kills him ….

10 episodes
  1. 1Episode One

    48 minMar 13, 2002

    It’s a new term. Simon mistakes new languages tutor J.P. for a sixth former, and buxom newcomer Penny receives a lot of attention from the men. Recently divorced Susan turns on the charms with J.P.

  2. 2Episode Two

    48 minMar 20, 2002

    Carol continues to pursue Kurt, even though he insists their relationship is over and tries to convince her that Penny is his new girlfriend. Meanwhile, Bob tells Simon he hasn’t had sex for 23 years.

  3. 3Episode Three

    48 minMar 27, 2002

    Jenny’s house-shaking romping with her new boyfriend Alec is driving Susan crazy, so she agrees to get a flat with Simon. And then Brian and Kurt convince Simon that he fancies her.

  4. 4Episode Four

    48 minApr 3, 2002

    When J.P. comes out to the rest of the teachers, Simon, Kurt and Susan begin a campaign of wind-ups against Brian. But with J.P.’s help, Brian finds a way to get his own back.

  5. 5Episode Five

    48 minApr 10, 2003

    Susan drags the others over to the house to prove how annoying Jenny’s boyfriend is. Brian and Kurt are confused when J.P. spends the night with a girl.

  6. 6Episode Six

    48 minApr 17, 2002

    A delusional Bob manages to convince himself that Penny fancies him. This spurs him into undergoing a ridiculous fitness regime, which soon results in total collapse. Is this the end of Bob?

  7. 7Episode Seven

    48 minApr 24, 2002

    When a former student brings her baby into school to illustrate the hardships of motherhood, Susan ends up desperate for a child of her own. She doesn’t need a father, just good genetic material.

  8. 8Episode Eight

    48 minMay 1, 2002

    Jenny decides it’s time to finish with Alec; she just needs to work out how. Meanwhile, Simon shocks everyone by announcing he’s going to quit his job and fly to South America—on Saturday.

  9. 9Episode Nine

    48 minMay 8, 2002

    Having split up with Alec, Jenny’s going through a hedonistic phase—much to Brian and Kurt’s delight as she keeps buying all the drinks.

  10. 10Episode Ten

    48 minMay 15, 2002

    Penny takes a shine to Simon’s replacement Matt because he’s the only person who talks to her. And Kurt wonders if he made a mistake splitting up with Carol.

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Series cast

Ursula Holden-GillCarol40 episodes
Lloyd McGuireBob40 episodes
Ellen ThomasLiz39 episodes
Gillian BevanClare39 episodes
Tamzin MallesonPenny32 episodes
Navin ChowdhryKurt31 episodes
Adrian BowerBrian31 episodes
Vicky HallLindsay22 episodes
Andrew LincolnSimon18 episodes
Nina SosanyaJenny18 episodes
Raquel CassidySusan18 episodes
James LanceMatt13 episodes
Shaun EvansJP10 episodes
Mathew HorneBen9 episodes
Lee WilliamsEwan9 episodes
Daon BroniDamien Waller9 episodes
Jonas Armstrong6 episodes
James CordenJeremy2 episodes

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