Townies
Welcome to Schlarb, Ohio... a small county seat overrun by misfits, freaks and weirdos! Dickie is a lonely dumpster-driver who finds companionship in his latest dumpster discovery, a young woman's corpse! Pricey is a mute retarded girl with a lookalike baby-doll. When she loses her doll after an unsavory encounter with a mean cracker, she replaces it with the next best thing, her neighbor's young son! Meanwhile, the enigmatic Caduceus sets out to cleanse a nasty high school girl of her wicked ways! You'll also meet The Clapper, William, The Licker, Crazy Connie and other wild and wacky Townies in this Magnum Opus of CineTrash from cult filmmaker Wayne Alan Harold.
From the archive
Lasting just ten episodes (with five unaired), Townies was a sitcom about three former high school girls who were now waitresses at a Gloucester, Massachusetts restaurant, starring Molly Ringwald, Jenna Elfman, and Lauren Graham. This episode involves Shannon (Elfman) having an affair with radio weatherman "Chopper Bob", but the locals discover that cheating just doesn't work.
Why this is free to watch
Townies (1999) is hosted by the Internet Archive as a public-domain or openly licensed work, which means its copyright has expired, lapsed, or was released by the rights holder. No signup, no payment and no advertising interrupts playback. Nitrate streams the file directly from the Archive and hosts no video itself.
- Director
- Wayne A. Harold
- Starring
- Lori Scarlett, Toby Radloff
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