Dirty Pair

1We'll Teach You How to Kill a Computer

25 minJul 15, 1985

A priceless prism is being delivered to Caine Galaxy. For safety, 20 different ships are being deployed, but only one of them has the actual gem. Kei and Yuri aren't sure if their cargo is real or not, but they must battle a group of pirates who intend to find out!

2Do Lovely Angels Prefer Chest Hair?

25 minJul 22, 1985

Cosmo Plane Service has fallen victim to two suspicious accidents and now they're launching the Tenan I Spacecraft, their most expensive ship yet.

3Love of the Selfish... Love Is Russian Roulette

25 minJul 29, 1985

King, the leader of a crime syndicate on Planet Vega, holds the Golem Poker Chip, which brings good luck to anyone who owns it. The Lovely Angels are sent to infiltrate King's estate and bring the Chip back into the hands of the law!

4Pursuit Smells of Death & Cheesecake

25 minAug 5, 1985

The Guillaume De Malatesta XIII cat has run away! He was the test subject for a muscle fortifier that grants superhuman strength. If the Dirty Pair can't find him soon the city could be leveled flat!

5The Heartbeat of Creados

25 minAug 12, 1985

While traveling in a rental ship to one of Kei's hot dates, the Lovely Angels are set upon by an old enemy out for revenge from beyond the grave.

6Many Dangers, Many Dummies

25 minAug 19, 1985

Kei and Yuri must defend a precious stone prism shipment against pirates.

7Love Is Everything. Risk Your Life on Escape!

25 minAug 26, 1985

Clicky is the sole heir to the wealthy Goldjeff empire. He's eloping with a woman named Joanca, but she has plans to kidnap him and walk away with millions of credits in ransom money. It's up to the Dirty Pair to step in and set things right!

8It Can't Be Helped! A Woman's Love Is an Explosive Thing!

25 minSep 2, 1985

Yuri receives a shocking message from Billy Galet, her childhood sweetheart who promised her a spaceship. Now Yuri wants to retire and leaves with Billy, but Kei won't give up so easily.

9Please Employ Us. It's Better to Have Beautiful Bodyguards!

25 minSep 16, 1985

Newstone Ore is a highly sought-after source of fuel, but fighting between two rival syndicates has lead to a drop in the supply. The Dirty Pair are sent in disguised as the feisty Shooting Star Okei and the beautiful sharpshooter Crimson Oyuri!

10What? We're the Brutal Kidnappers!

25 minSep 26, 1985

Beloved King Louis VII, ruler of Planet Caspia, has died. If anything befalls his only son, Prince Heace, the throne will default to the villainous Duke Ruber. The Queen has called in the Dirty Pair to ensure the Prince's safe return.

11Ho Ho Ho, Dresses and Men Are Better New

25 minSep 30, 1985

Kei and Yuri have received a dinner invitation from the handsome G.A. Frances. But when they stop by Planet Cauld for a little pre-dinner dress shopping, the police aren't too happy to see them.

12The Little Dictator! The Curse of the Touchy Secret

25 minOct 7, 1985

Algernon has been stolen! The thief is in the 3WA building and the Dirty Pair are called to smoke him out, but no one will tell them what exactly was stolen, or who stole it. How can they find something if they don't know what they're looking for?

13What's This?! Our Fair Skin Is Getting Slimy!

25 minOct 14, 1985

Something lurking in the sewers is eating Eleanor City residents. Much to the chagrin of the Tower Chief, the Dirty Pair are back to save the day.

14Vault and Voting? Speech Day Is Murder Day

25 minOct 21, 1985

Security is tight at 3WA Headquarters, for two reasons: Presidential candidate Guilder is there for a speech, and maintenance is underway on Pandora's Vault. But a shadowy figure sneaks in and the Dirty Pair must find out what they're after: Guilder or Pandora.

15Keep On Digging, A Fortune Comes at the End

25 minOct 28, 1985

An old coot by the name of Joe says he's on the trail of an enormous treasure! Catch is, it's in the deepest, darkest part of the ruins.

16Trust Us on That. 3WA Is a Great Job.

25 minNov 4, 1985

Sakurako Yorozuya may look like an ordinary young woman, but she's actually the head of a giant corporation! Kei and Yuri have been assigned to protect her, but babysitting this naive, high-society princess turns out to be a royal pain in the rear.

17Come Out, Come Out, Assassin!

25 minNov 11, 1985

Sundric, a brilliant cryptanalyst and deadly assassin, has eluded the 3WA for thirteen years, but they have one last chance to catch him. The Dirty Pair go undercover as Flight Attendant Yuri and Sister Kei to smoke him out!

18Excuse Us, The Running Trouble, Violent Breakthroughs

25 minNov 18, 1985

The Dirty Pair arrest a difficult character, but getting him to the police station is even more complicated.

19A Love Grudge. Let Me Love You Without Paying Off an Old Score

25 minNov 25, 1985

Kei and Yuri are sent to avenge the "murder" of an eccentric millionaire's romantic interest, a doll. It's going to be tricky though as they already know who dropped a space pod on the doll's head.

20The Pursuit of Blues Is the BGM of Murder

25 minDec 2, 1985

The Dirty Pair are looking for an assassin who has gone to ground. Unfortunately they end up owing him a favour.

21Unbelievable! 463 Passengers Disappeared?

25 minDec 9, 1985

A passenger spaceship on a routine flight arrives in port with nobody aboard.

22Excellent! 463 Passengers Return.

25 minDec 16, 1985

Arthur admits his part in the disappearance mystery, but his plan has been hijacked by the pilots to their own ends.

23I Feel Uneasy? Our Elegant Revenge

25 minDec 23, 1985

Yuri is injured when the 3WA pull them off a drugs job at the last moment, but is helped by a charming con man.

24Are You Serious? The Apartment Is a Dangerous Address

25 minDec 26, 1985

A door-to-door salesman serial killer is on the loose, and the Dirty Pair are assigned to be a honeypot to catch him.