Ramy

1Between the Toes

26 minApr 19, 2019★ 7.2

You know why you’re so confused all the time? You don’t wash between your toes. It’s that simple.

2Princess Diana

22 minApr 19, 2019★ 5.9

You dropped out of med school to do what? Dude, the app is called “Snack Swipe.” That shit‘s never gonna work. Just go work for your Uncle… let him teach you how to be man.

3A Black Spot on the Heart

27 minApr 19, 2019★ 6.0

So let me get this straight— you don’t do drugs, but you’ll have sex with women you’re not married to…? That’s not nuanced, you’re a hypocrite.

4Strawberries

27 minApr 19, 2019★ 7.3

Everyone’s suspicious, man. Maybe your family was in on it, maybe not. Just lay low, and don’t draw attention to yourself. It’ll all die down… maybe. Also, where are all your Mom’s magazines?

5Do the Ramadan

27 minApr 19, 2019

Time for a spiritual cleanse. Get this month right, and you’ll have it all figured out. Fast properly, read your Quran, no sex, no porn… bro, close the MacBook! No porn. Just do the Ramadan. Get your life on track.

6Refugees

25 minApr 19, 2019★ 5.1

So you’re doing all this soul searching… dope. What about your sister? Can she? Yeah? How can she find herself if she’s gotta be home by ten? What do you think she– Ramy, where are you going?

7Ne Me Quitte Pas

29 minApr 19, 2019★ 5.0

Ramy, habibi, it’s Mom. Why don’t you call back? You don’t text, you don’t answer, you don’t even check this voicemail… astaghfirullah… call me. I just want to know you are ok. I made Koshary. Ok, bye.

8Saving Mikaela

30 minApr 19, 2019★ 5.4

You need to start getting right with Allah. All you do is focus on yourself… you’re so selfish… And no, not just because he’s in a wheelchair.

9Dude, Where’s My Country?

27 minApr 19, 2019

ramy min amreeka! iz3yak ya bro! 3amel eh ya 7obby? wa7eshni awi ya brence, wallahi. so pumped ur coming bro. haven’t seen u since u were 8!! a5bar new york we el 3’orba eh ya basha?? and enta landing when? tell me all the flight infozzz, i’ll be there – whatsapp me habibi.

10Cairo Cowboy

24 minApr 19, 2019★ 6.3

Give in, Ramy. Surrender. Stop overthinking things. Sure, it’s a bit unconventional, but you gotta follow your heart. No matter where it leads. Who knows, you might even find some happiness. Inshallah.