Upright Citizens Brigade

1The Bucket of Truth

30 minAug 19, 1998

A Realtor shows a house featuring the "Bucket of Truth" and a "Hot Chicks Room". Also featuring the Unabomber and his Girl Scout friend Cassie.

2Poo Stick

30 minSep 16, 1998

Big Red Cat gets harassed by a poo stick while performing mini-movies.

3Saigon Suicide Show

30 minSep 30, 1998

In an attempt to destabilize society by eradicating prejudice, the UCB host a benefit featuring the Saigon Suicide Squad.

4Power Marketing

30 minSep 2, 1998

"Power Marketing" guru Duke reveals the secret of his success: a new brain. Also, a new recruit is hired in the hyperminimalist office building, and the secret of the ass pennies is revealed.

5Children's Revolution

30 minSep 9, 1998

A pro-union puppet show at the elementary school incites one boy to stand up to his bullying school-bus driver.

6The Story of the Toad

30 minAug 26, 1998

People use the heartwarming story of the toad to bring meaning to their lives.

7Lady of The Lake

30 minOct 7, 1998

A frat guy dates the Lady of the Lake, who bores him with the story of how she once presented King Arthur with Excalibur.

8Time Machine

30 minOct 14, 1998

Andy goes back in time to play cards with Jesus and President Truman.

9Cyborgs

30 minOct 21, 1998

The UCB's cyborg project goes wrong.

10The Little Donny Foundation

30 minOct 28, 1998

Little Donny has a giant penis....but doesn't know it.