Storage Wars

1Tchotchkes, Not Poppycocksis

May 30, 2026

In Orange, Dave zeroes in on a stack of Benjamins. Dusty & Lupe go really big and manage to stay out of the weeds. Mary gets herself all chakra’d in Fullerton.

2The Puppet Master of Lancaster

42 minJun 6, 2026

The Lord of Lancaster tries to levy tariffs on his visitors, but Dusty & Lupe manage to distract him long enough to cut out a profit. Dave is finally able to see the light. Kenny’s new friends fit him like a glove.

3Baby Jesus, Take the Wheel

42 minJun 13, 2026

Torrance gives props to Dusty & Lupe who are haunted by their locker. Kenny manages to kill several birds with one locker. Brandi gets all medieval with some strange music boxes, while Lisa re-joins the rest of the fleas to drop some new records.

4Butch Cassidy and the Mayonnaise Kid

42 minJun 20, 2026

Back in Montebello, good things come in small boxes, unless you’re Lisa. Ivy’s locker brims with sellable items. Emily thanks her lucky stars for a mountain of merch. Kenny and his punchy pal rave about their frenzied find.

5The War of the Riaches

Jun 27, 2026

In Fullerton, Dusty drags a busy Lupe to the auction, where she decides to show him that “packed” isn’t always “stacked.” Dave refuses to let KinderCare influence his choices, while Emily, intent on following the mystery, ends up short a wheel.

6It's Not Easy Drinking Green

Jul 11, 2026

Lisa hosts Kenny at her "Airbnb" and sends him to Riverside, trapping him with a healthy breakfast.

7The Skeet Smell of Success!

Jul 18, 2026

Lisa shatters her record for most liquid in a locker; Brandi pulls some profit out of an unit.